The release of Metal Gear Solid 4 triggered the usual parade of PS3 fanboys to come out and say how the messiah has arrived to take us to the promise land. Don’t get me wrong, I dont have any problems with people expressing joy for a game. However along with all of the banner waving comes the Sony Defense Force to declaim every media outlet that does not give their game a perfect score. Thats the first thing that pisses me off, whenever heart felt anger is expressed they make it seem like they put their blood, sweat, and tears into the game. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that you do not qualify to be in that posistion.

The second thing that gets to me is that most of the time the game they are looking at gets a 9 as opposed to a 10. I feel the need to put out the fact that the number 9 is right next to 10. This is expressed perfectly by this comic. I’ll express how I see this, if you are looking at a review and are outraged at the number then you are a fanboy. You see, at this point your not looking for buying advice, you are just a fanboy trying to confirm your love for a faceless, cold hearted, cooperation that cares no less about you then the discarded soda can in the garbage. They are a company built to make money. They are not your friend built to make you happy. While they might do that along the way thats not their main purpose. They main drive is cold hard cash.

So this is where I say, fanboys…..SUCK IT!